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I’m having one of those days when everything that could possibly go wrong went wrong

And even something as small as a poorly built McDouble makes you want to kill someone.

HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU ILLITERATE, WETBACK FUCKS TO PROPERLY PLACE ONE HAMBURGER PATTY ON TOP OF ANOTHER ONE!? IT’S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH THAT YOUR FOOD IS AS FAKE AS YOUR EYEBROWS.

I need a break.

My sister and her boyfriend are directly upstairs and I can hear everything.

This is not gonna be a fun night.